. . . Thursday September 23, 2010

A Few Thoughts on Angel Investing and The Ego Bubble

I’ve been investing in start-ups since the early days of the first internet boom. I’ve seen or read thousands of pitches. I’ve had a few winners and my share of losers. I’ve seen trends come and go. I’ve been on the money giving side, the money-taking side and the entrepreneur who took no money side.

Since the topic of angel investing is hot these days, I thought I’d share a few reflections from my days as a part time angel investor. It’s probably worth mentioning that I almost always co-invest with a friend and colleague who is a lot smarter about these things than I am. I hate reading term sheets. I’m all about the products and the personalities.

And in all candor, I’m probably not what you’d call a great investor. But I’m a decent and pretty smart guy, and I’ve been investing in, building sites on, and writing about the internet since the blink tag was in its heyday, so it can’t hurt to check out these reflections from my own personal angel island.

1. Taking Sides
I’ve always seen myself as being on the same side of the table as the company founders. That makes sense to me. I’m investing in the person, first and foremost. Sure, I’ve seen the occasional start-up Powerpoint presentation manifest itself in real life (I was lucky enough to be along for the Open Table ride, for example). But that’s the exception. Usually a successful product or business ends up looking a lot different than it did when it was first drawn on the whiteboard. The start-up world is about reacting and adjusting. You want to go into that battle with someone with whom you have an adversarial relationship?

2. Term Limits
I’ve seen thousands of hours spent on detailed seed round terms. I’ve never seen these details matter. Never. If it goes, me and the founders win. If it doesn’t, the details go into the incinerator along with the stock certificates.

3. Stop Vesting
When I first started in the business, I’d keep my feedback close to the vest. I was worried that I might give a founder an actionable idea or two and then they’d have no reason to include me in the deal. I would have already blown my advising wad. Later, I realized this was crap. If I added value in a meeting and a founder tried to block me from a deal, then I wouldn’t want to be in the deal anyway.

4. Car Salesmen
The best advice I’ve ever given a founder during a pitch is: Don’t take any outside investment from me or anybody else. Most of the start-ups that are really products being built to flip to one of the big web companies are better off bootstrapping it than taking on outside money and all the hassles and headaches that come with that decision. If you can swing it without investors, do it. Especially early on. There are of course many exceptions, but if you only need a few grand, it’s better to sell your car than your soul.

5. Let’s Get Small
On a related note, there is nothing wrong with having a successful small business on the web. You get to wear t-shirts to work, you often have a flexible schedule and you can make money while you sleep. Once you take outside money, you can’t have that small business. If you do, your investors will have little choice but to shut it down and write it off. Then you’re back to dressing like an adult, and no one wants that.

6. Vision Quest
Most investors will have a boatload of opinions, even on parts of your business that have no overlap with their areas of expertise. It’s always good to listen to input. But ultimately, the investor is making a bet on you. Stick to your gut and vision. You may think every investor wants to hear that you’re going to take all of their advice. But sometimes you’re better off saying, Fuck you, I’m doing this my way. Then the investor will know he’s going to make some money.

7. Lose the Cape
Although I occasionally throw on a cape in the privacy of my own home, I’m not a Super Angel. Angel investors who have personal brands that are bigger than the brands of the companies in which they invest scare me. When I see certain names on a term sheet, it increases the likelihood that I’ll skip the deal. I also worry about the trend of angel investors machine-gun spraying cash out of their checkbooks. Like my old colleague Jon Callaghan explained, we’ve all seen this movie before. To the extent there is anyone who can be called a super angel, his name is Ron Conway. And what made him super are the same things that have made people super in business for years. He’s a straight shooter, he supports entrepreneurs, he remembers everyone he meets and treats them well. He’s about helping folks build super companies. And drumroll please … He’s a nice guy too.

8. Your Eggs are Done
I can see the benefit of incubators. I’ve even considered starting them over the years. But I generally see a greater benefit in a founder who doesn’t want to be part of someone else’s club. Again, there are lots of exceptions. I’m just giving you my immediate reaction to the issue. You have a vision. I have some dough. I’m guessing you can figure out the chair and desk part on your own.

9. The Glengarry Leads
All talk of collusion, etc, aside – the best lead generators for any investor are the entrepreneurs in whom he has invested in the past. Put that in your term sheet and smoke it, brother.

10. The Ego Bubble
I don’t care which side of the table you sit on. It’s hard to find a mensch in this business. That might be more true now than ever. The last time this industry suffered from growing pains, it looked the final scenes of Scarface. But in our case, these corrections don’t just include one dude in a bad white suit. We all suffer together. So why don’t we all let a little air out of the bubbles – the internet bubble and the more quickly growing ego bubble – before we’re forced to party like it’s 1999 again.

Now I’m going back to posting at Tweetage Wasteland – Confessions of an Internet Superhero

. . . Wednesday July 14, 2010

Mel Gibson Calls the Internet

Inspired by Mel Gibson’s outlandish recorded phone calls to his ex, I decided to call the internet with some complaints that have been building up. And I did it, Mel style.

For my more appropriate takes on the impact of the realtime, social web, see my other blog:

Tweetage Wasteland- Confessions of an Internet Superhero

. . . Wednesday May 19, 2010

Winners and Losers in the Charlie Sheen Deal

Charlie Sheen recently signed a deal that will keep him employed as the leading actor on the show Two and Half Men. He’ll make about $2 million per episode. Here are the deal’s winners and losers.

WINNERS

Sheen

John Cryer

Hookers

Coke Dealers

Liquor Stores

Defense Attorneys

Pimps

Divorce Lawyers

Ex-Wives

The Contractors Working on Jon Cryer’s House

Hookers Turned Extortionists

Crisis Management Firms Hired by CBS

Prenup Writers

People Who Insist America is on the Decline

Investors Who Shorted CBS and Time Warner

Judges on the Take

Guys who get drunk and insist they’re as funny as those idiots on TV

LOSERS

Viewers

People who, at a recent dinner party, argued that this is the golden age of television

Anyone who has appeared on, written for or been associated with any show that’s shared a medium with Two and Half Men

Lawyers who bet they could proofread an entire contract without cracking up

Parents whose six year-old says to them, “Wait, I don’t get why this is funny.”

People who loved Jon Cryer as Duckie in Pretty in Pink and inadvertantly wondered what he’s up to these days

Really funny comedians who never got their pilots picked up

People who already hated Mondays

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. . . Tuesday March 30, 2010

Totally Wasted

Here are some of the latest highlights from Tweetage Wasteland, where I’m doing most of my blogging these days.

We All Have Photographic Memories – Do your kids remember experiences or photos of experiences?

I’m a Web Analytics Junkie – Think facebook is addictive, try this.

Is the End of Privacy the End of Shame? – Can shame survive when everyone gives up their privacy?

My Kids Refuse to Go Viral – Why can’t they be more like that kid David on the way home from the dentist?

My head is in the Cloud – the most popular post by far.

. . . Monday March 8, 2010

The Year in Movies, Reduced to a Status Update

We all supposedly have a much shorter attention span in the age of the realtime web, but that didn’t stop Oscar from keeping with tradition and breaking the three and half hour mark. For those true addicts who couldn’t last the duration, I’ve reduced the key movies from last night’s Oscars to a moment or idea that’s about the length of your average Facebook status update.

The Blind Side

I came across a minority kid who was uneducated, down on his luck and weighed about 370. Then I had a really unique and crazy idea: What about football?

The Hurt Locker

I risked my life for this country more than 800 times. Then I come home and, what, no Fruity Pebbles?

A Serious Man

To learn what it’s really like to be Jewish, you can spend a few weeks analyzing the talmudic references in this movie, or you can just visit oldjewstellingjokes.com for about 5 minutes.

District 9

Wouldn’t it have been cool if we merged movies and the main guy from District 9 was the fourth friend who was missing for much of The Hangover? (An aside: Was I the only one who left the theater thinking, “Man, that little alien child behaves a lot better than my kids…”)

Inglourious Basterds

How much more popular would history class be if all history were written by a husky kung fu movie addict hopped up on cocaine and ho hos?

Precious

Moving, painful and gut wrenching. Bottom line, if you can get through this whole movie without looking away, you’re (probably) ready to watch the Barbara Walters interview with Monique.

Crazy Heart

During Bridges’ speech I wondered whether – after all this time since the Big Lebowski started filming – maybe one of the Coen brothers should finally yell “cut.”

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