A new poll indicates that worries about unemployment have tripled over the last year.

In other news, people with hemorrhoid flare ups are three times more likely to be thinking about their ass.

What if only people who had any idea what the fuck they’re talking about could speak or write about the economic catastrophe in which we find ourselves?

It’d be pretty quiet.

Excellent stuff from the Daily Show. Scary when you think about what a stupid sport we make out of everything. But let’s just not worry about the collapse of the economy and keep talking about Rush. Now that’s a great story.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The pathetic performance of our 24 hour news channels and many other news sources is as much to blame for the stupid wars and idiot financial messes we find ourselves in.

OK, that’s it. Back to the fucking Octomom.