Question for an era:

Can one talk about environment while chugging bottled water?

Look, one can never be totally sure about something as subjective and open-ended as this, but I feel fairly comfortable saying that this is the greatest guy in history…

From Where the Hell is Matt?.

A longtime newspaper man reflects on the state of his business:

My current metaphor for our business is this: We have to move, and we can see a secure spot for ourselves right across the river. The good news is, there’s a bridge; the bad news is, it’s on fire.

When you’re growing up, it’s good to try a bunch of stuff. Then as you get older, you can figure out what you’re great at (or at least realize where the potential is) and focus on that. Maybe you can even be the best.

Yahoo is grown up. They know what they’re great at. They are great at news. When it comes to news, they absolutely crush Google.

So here’s a whacky idea my Yahoo friends. Why not define yourself by your news services and the other stuff where you destroy the competition?

Then when folks ask you about Google, you can honestly say they are neither big nor good enough for us to even worry about at this point.

Be aggressive. Keep adding features. Roll up blog networks and anything that even smells like a decent news aggregator (hint: Mixx, Digg, all of em).

When I am in my email, give me news. When I make a homepage, give me more news choices and tools. Don’t settle for first place. Crush everyone. Be the place I browse for news, search for news, share news, annotate news, IM news, SMS news, listen to and watch news, eat and drink news, shoot news into my veins, snort news off the tits of more news. News goddammit, news. And while I’m there, give me entertainment too. Be the portal. There I said it. Be so dominant as the web’s start page that you can give me the choice of search engines.

Search is the dominant thing on the web. No doubt. No doubt at all. But if you add up everything other than straight up web search, that’s still a lot. How can leading in so many of those other areas send one down an internet drain?

Search is, for better or worse, your me too feature. You’ve got a damn exclamation point in your logo. Let Google keep the question mark. That battle is over. Don’t bring chains to a fight if you’re better with knives. Bring extra knives. News, entertainment and information is what you’re great at. You’re old enough to know that.

(track the yahoo-microsoft story here)

If you park a car on a high crime block and leave a laptop visible in the front seat, how long will it take for someone to rip it off?

The San Francisco Police Department asked just that question.

Answer: Not too friggin long.