. . . Friday April 4, 2008

Trackheads

Setting a new polling record for this particular question, 81% of respondents to a NY Times poll indicated that they believe the nation is on the wrong track.

Here is the breakdown of the other 19%.

6% thought the pollster said “right” track.

5% still have a more than one team alive in their NCAA tournament brackets.

4% had just been fucked by an attractive stranger.

3% think Jay Leno is laugh out loud hilarious.

1% are still hanging on to their Webvan and Kozmo stock certificates, “just in case.”


Concentration is important!