So the political world is all abuzz because we found out that the Clintons have brought in more than a hundred million since Bill departed the White House.

Yeah, whatever. Call me when you’re making Jay-Z money.

Setting a new polling record for this particular question, 81% of respondents to a NY Times poll indicated that they believe the nation is on the wrong track.

Here is the breakdown of the other 19%.

6% thought the pollster said “right” track.

5% still have a more than one team alive in their NCAA tournament brackets.

4% had just been fucked by an attractive stranger.

3% think Jay Leno is laugh out loud hilarious.

1% are still hanging on to their Webvan and Kozmo stock certificates, “just in case.”

Wait a second, is this a city or a computer?

It’s another ridiculous trademark dispute from our friends at Apple who argue that the Big Apple’s use of an apple could cause market confusion.

Whoever first came up with the expressions, “An apple a day…” and “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” had better watch his back.

If you side with Apple in this case, then I’ve got an iBridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell to you.