. . . Tuesday March 25, 2008

Studio 54 Re-Opens in Albany?

After using his first day in office to inform us that both he and his wife have had multiple affairs, NY’s new governor Paterson is back to let us know he used cocaine and marijuana in his 20s.

I’m not sure if he should be running for public office or reopening Studio 54.

It turns out that your parents were right. Pot is the gateway drug.

The gateway to public office.

All kidding aside, welcome to the new, new politics where those in office admit they fuck, snort and inhale.

And guess what? No one will care.

And those who have instead suggested that they smoked pot but didn’t inhale will be cast into the sea.


Concentration is important!