. . . Friday April 13, 2007

5 Lessons from the Imus Debacle

1. Schadenfreude is by far America’s favorite sport. No contest.

2. Sharpton is probably a bad enemy to have.

3. If just about everyone in your place of business sort of hates you, don’t ever let them see blood in the water.

4. Americans are desperate to talk about anything other than Iraq (especially if it’s simple) whether that means Imus or that means Sanjaya.

5. Chewing gum with your mouth open will ultimately come around to haunt you.

Concentration is important!