. . . Monday July 31, 2006

I Could Have Run Mel Off the Road

I’m just back from Malibu. Looking back, it turns out that with just a little timing, I could have run Mel Gibson into the Pacific.

If I had, it would have saved all of us from hearing about his drunken rant filled with anti-semitic remarks following a DUI arrest.

Wait, wouldn’t a series of comments attacking Jews pretty much serve as evidence that Mel was sober?

Concentration is important!