I Could Have Run Mel Off the Road
I’m just back from Malibu. Looking back, it turns out that with just a little timing, I could have run Mel Gibson into the Pacific.
If I had, it would have saved all of us from hearing about his drunken rant filled with anti-semitic remarks following a DUI arrest.
Wait, wouldn’t a series of comments attacking Jews pretty much serve as evidence that Mel was sober?
