. . . Friday May 26, 2006

The Skilling Fields

During the myriad of salivating television coverage of the Enron case, CNN spoke to one former employee to get his reaction to the guilty verdicts.

His story was ridiculous. But it sounded pretty familiar to anyone living in or around the front row of the web boom part one.

He got a job at Enron right out of college. He was, in his words, “fortunate enough” to be able to join the company’s broadband group.

When the Skilling hit the fan, this employee lost it all. He had supposed, just before the collapse, that he had enough dough in equity to retire on.

He was 25 at the time. His career had totaled 3 years. He worked for a division of a shady company that never really got off the ground at all.

Am I suggesting this is the typical Enron employee story? No. But I am suggesting that this guy represents a level of absurdity that stretched far beyond the borders of a Houston boardroom. Come on folks, this employee couldn’t have even imagined retiring after three years of working at in a division with no customers unless something at Enron, and in the system in general, was horribly wrong.

Anyone from the Valley able to name that tune?

Kurt Eichenwald, who has been a top reporter on this case from the beginning, sums it up nicely:

The Enron case will forever stand as the ultimate reflection of an era of near madness in finance, a time in the late 1990’s when self-certitude and spin became a substitute for financial analysis and coherent business models. Controls broke down and management deteriorated as arrogance overrode careful judgment, allowing senior executives to blithely push aside their critics.

These guys may have been the ultimate moonshine runners. But a whole lot of us took a swig on occasion.

. . . Monday May 22, 2006

Next Generation Pageranking

Don’t mind me. I’m just doing a little pagerank work for my unborn son.

Boy genius.

First blogging billionaire?

America’s first Rabbi President.

Beyonce’s daughter takes a lover.

Straight A grades. Rock hard abs.

He looks like his mother.

And the Academy Award goes to…

American conquers the grass of Wimbledon (but still loses to dad in straight sets).

Saying no to cannibalism

Web 16.0 and the new tech leaders.

Or the one we’re really hoping for…

Sleeps through the night before high school.

The Sopranos on the Shrink’s Couch

Even those of us who consider ourselves semi-pro television watchers might have trouble keeping up with the densely packed metaphors, call-backs, and foreshadowing in each episode of The Sopranos.

The SF Chronicle’s Tim Goodman does a great job of calling out a few items you might have missed in his blog.

He wastes no time pointing out one key element. The best episodes are almost almost directed by Tim Van Patten. Salami makes good.

. . . Saturday May 20, 2006

Waiting for Herschel, Part 6

Put togther crib. Check.

Take child safety courses. Check.

Be told by 15,000 people that we’re gonna be tired. Check.

Diapers, bottles, blankets, clothes, changing table. Check, check, check, check, check.

It still feels like there’s something I’m forgetting. Hmmmm.

Oh yeah. The last detail before we’re ready for Herschel.

Check.

. . . Monday May 15, 2006

124 Was Spiteful. Book Reviewers Were Not.

The NY Times got a bunch of reviewers to take a stab at making a list of the Best Work of American Fiction of the Last 25 Years.

Beloved took the top spot. The fact that I did my senior thesis on that novel just a brief year after its release likely played only a small factor.

Waiting for Herschel, Part 5: Power Tools

As the date draws nearer, I find myself at places like the Container Store pretty often.

Yesterday, I used a drill.*

*(I’m Jewish)


Concentration is important!