. . . Thursday March 9, 2006

Waiting for Herschel, Part 2

After hearing all the various horror stories about public and private schools in the Bay Area, I’ve decided that I am going to home-school my soon-to-be son Herschel.

I am generally opposed to home-schooling, but this will be different as we are going to train him exclusively to become a talkshow host.

We’ll get him started with a 50-inch plasma connected to a 7-speaker surround system and by the time he would be in Kindergarten he’ll be home-schooling in front of a studio audience.


Concentration is important!