. . . Monday October 10, 2005

Taking the Sex Out of Lingerie

The latest protest that is causing a big time retailer to scale back their suggestive marketing involves such wildly inappropriate scenes as women on all fours or intertwined on a bed.

Oh, I forgot to mention, the nearly nude women are actually, well, uh, mannequins.

Whew. It’s safe to bring your kids back to the mall again. The risk of unbridled dry humping has been greatly reduced (at least until the new X-box comes out).

(stay tuned for a Hollywood remake).

Concentration is important!