. . . Wednesday September 14, 2005

Blade Warriors

Holy crap. Your next razor is going to have five blades.

One more blade and you many need to get a license to operate the thing.

Maybe we need to move beyond sharp things when it comes to shaving; move up the evolutionary chain of weapons. I’m thinking here of some kind of thousand pound stubble seeking bunker buster with just a hint of nuclear firepower (which will likely reduce the need to shave as frequently).

Imagine this product paired with the old “Thanks I needed that” campaign.

Concentration is important!