. . . Wednesday May 25, 2005

Television’s Rorschach Test

Tonight’s television schedule provides a nice set of ink blots with which one can easily judge the personality type of viewers based on their channel choosing behavior.

At the very least, it will provide a pretty decent filter to figure out who you would want to hang out with.

The 8pm ink blots:

Fox: American Idol.

That either looks like a flock of birds in a hurricane or Bo Bice’s hair.

CBS: Amber Frey: Witness for the Prosecution.

Wait a second, is the ink blot the black part of the page or the white part of the page? I don’t get it. Will I need a number two pencil?

ABC: Lost.

Get that ink blot out of the way. It’s blocking the screen.

Concentration is important!