The American Family Association, one of the more pathetic so-called pro-family organizations, is now targeting Kraft Foods.
Because Kraft is one the sponsors of the Gay Games in Chicago in 2006.
And no, I’m not kidding. And no, you didn’t accidentally stumble upon one my archival postings from a century or two ago.
Here’s the scoop from the AFA press release:
Kraft Foods, makers of popular products like Macaroni and Cheese, Kraft Singles, Oreo cookies, Maxwell House coffee, and Ritz Crackers is a sponsor of the 2006 Gay Olympic Games in Chicago.
The gay games are supported and endorsed by dozens of homosexual activist groups and organizations, including homosexual magazines and television outlets.
Tell Kraft to drop their corporate sponsorship of the 2006 Gay Games in Chicago.
What’s next, protesting Oreo cookies because of their implied support of interracial sex (I mean come on, I think we all know what double stuff means…).
Or maybe we should protest Kraft singles because of the suggestion that being single (translation, decadent and promiscuous) is OK.
Ritz crackers? French elitism. Enough said.
And just add up Cheez Whiz, Corn Nuts, Claussen Kosher (translation, Jewish) Pickles, Nutter Butter (as in Brando’s “Give me a pad of…”), and Fruit 2.0, and you’ll quickly realize that your family grocery store has basically been turned into the set of a porn remake of the Will and Grace series.
This is the age of crazy. Time for the sane people to pipe up.
(thanks to blogactive for the tip.)