Turns out the big exposÃ© on Paula Abdul that we were all anxiously awaiting (or at least we were told that we were) did only good but not great ratings for ABC. Only 13.2 million viewers tuned in.
This means one thing. Paula Abdul needs to get her breasts enlarged or to leak a green and blurry video of the alleged acts onto the net.
In somewhat related news, Stacked has been doing pretty decent numbers.