. . . Wednesday May 25, 2005

Getting the Straight Flush

So it turns out that it’s not exactly clear whether or not any Qurans were flushed down the toilet at Gitmo.

Did Newsweek fall on the sword too soon?

Did the adminstration whip out the sword too early?

Has this whole controversy been pretty damn ridiculous from the start?

Isn’t it about time that the plumbers and toilet manufacturers piped in? After all, they were the ones who really got hurt in all of this, no?

Whoops, I hope that last comment doesn’t cause any rioting…

It’s just that I picture myself in a dark room with a hood over my head and a couple of electrodes attached to my testicles and I imagine myself saying, “You know what? Go ahead and flush the book…”


Concentration is important!