. . . Friday February 18, 2005

The Junkiccino

As just about every addictive personality out there already knows, Starbucks has launched a branded premium coffee liqueur with their new drinking buddies at Jim Beam.

The coffee-booze combo will not be available at Starbucks stores. You’ll have to head down to the supermarket to pick up a dose of this double-whammy fix.

You’ve got to love the combining of two products that consumers tend to get hooked on for decades at a time. All Starbucks really needs to do now is add some nicotine, oxycontin, morphine and a shot or two of trans-fat and we’ve a got a low carb beverage (preferably delivered intravenously) that could be a major hit.

Concentration is important!