. . . Thursday January 20, 2005


A Brazilian woman has given birth to a seventeen pound baby.

At least someone out there in the world is more uncomfortable than John Kerry and the rest of the Dems are today.

Strangest inauguration moment: Jeb Bush was taking photos with a little disposable camera. If this is really a dynasty, can someone hook these guys up with a couple of D70s or something?

On this day, we should all be reminded that the inauguration of a president is truly a glorious moment in American life and it is time for us all to put differences aside, lock arms and celebrate the swearing in of President Bush as one, united country.

I should probably mention that the folks at Ketchum gave me a couple hundred grand to write that.

Concentration is important!