. . . Monday December 13, 2004

The Energizer Bunny of Battery Park

The only thing worse than revelations that come out when you’re competing for a job is when they come out after you’ve aleady been rejected. And so it is for Bernie Kerik.

It turns out that Kerik was conducting two extramarital affairs simultaneously. And he used the same apartment in Battery Park as a meeting place for both women.

And he almost pulled it off. Maybe he is the right guy to protect us?

Concentration is important!