. . . Tuesday November 9, 2004

If at First You Don’t Secede

The Washington Times is reporting a buzz among blue states where some folks are fantasizing about the idea of a secession of sorts.

My friend Andy describes America as a giant prime rib or roast beef with the coasts as the more flavorful end-cuts. Of course he married a girl from Iowa. So secession seems out of the question.

Maybe we could just secede from the Washington Times. That’d work for me…

Concentration is important!