. . . Friday October 22, 2004

George Bush for Dog Catcher

Someone over at GOP headquarters must have seen Little Red Riding Hood recently (the unrated director’s cut). That’s about the only reason I can think of to explain why Team Bush would patronize and humiliate Americans and soil their own reputations with their latest ad. This one features the requisite scary music along with big bad wolves apparently playing the part of four-legged terrorists.

Because I see this as Bush being made to look like an imbecile in wolves’ clothing, I enthusiastically link to it here.

Hey, if they lose the election, maybe the firm behind this ad should pitch for the Al Qaeda account?

Kerry has an ad out that features an ostrich with its head in the sand and he also shot down a bird or two to make a point to the outdoors crowd. Now Bush has run this ad that should have dog owners foaming at the mouth. I don’t want to get all PETA on you, but haven’t we done enough harm to the animal kingdom without dragging them into our sordid political process?

I hear one of the wolves in the Bush piece doesn’t even have a valid SAG card.

Update: Just for fun, I decided to fight against the wolves the only way I know how. With my own K9. So I sent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to do the dirty work.

Concentration is important!