. . . Friday October 22, 2004

Dipping into Nothingness?

It’s fine to be sorry. But let’s be reasonable.

In her apology to Laura Bush for questioning whether the First Lady had ever held a real job (other than locking the liquor cabinet), Teresa Heinz Kerry explained:

“I had forgotten that Mrs. Bush had worked as a schoolteacher and librarian, and there couldn’t be a more important job than teaching our children.”

No more important job?

What about making every hamburger, hot dog and side of fries in this country taste just a little better?

Concentration is important!