Martha gets five months.
In the words of my wife, she will lose weight and come out looking fabulous and being stronger than ever.
Appeals are pending.
Martha explained: “What was a small personal matter became over the last two years an almost fatal circus of unprecedented proportions.”
Now Ringling Bros is threatening to sue her.
It’s important to note that Martha was not convicted of insider trading. She was only convicted of lying to the feds about a crime they couldn’t show she committed in the first place.