. . . Friday June 4, 2004

You’ve Been Poped

President Bush met with the Pope at the Vatican where he just got away with getting a ruler to the knuckles.

From the Pope on the negative side: Bad relations with Europe, “grave unrest” in the Middle East, unilateral war was a big mistake, prison scandal, moral failings, world contempt, didn’t listen the first time, etc.

On the positive side: Hey, at least you’re against abortion, so keep up the good work.

No word on whether anyone suggested Bernard Law for the now vacant top spot at the CIA (Hey, the guy is discreet).

Concentration is important!