. . . Wednesday June 2, 2004

Shmuley Gets All Rabbinical on Madge

At least one rabbi is none too pleased by the fact that Madonna is now the major spokesperson for the Kabbalah Centre in LA (which is like complaining that the Moonies picked an inappropriate ad firm).

From the Rabbi: “Earth to Phillip Berg: Do us all a favor and dump Madonna as your principal spokesperson. Sorry to be so crass, but Madonna is a slut. Yes, she may sing, and she may dance. But she is famous for being a slut. And no religion dare have a slut as its principal representative. Is the Kabbalah Center really so desperate that it is prepared to promote itself through a vulgarian whose main contribution to the culture is porn rock?”

In fairness to Madonna, this “rabbi” was actually Rabbi Shmuley Boteach – a media hog and close friend and advisor to Jacko. Really, it’s probably more offensive that Shmuley calls himself a rabbi. Being a dork is whole lot worse than being a slut.

Concentration is important!