. . . Friday May 7, 2004

Spreading the Fat

If you’re fat, it might be your fault. It may be a lack of exercise. It may be genetics (life is unfair that way). But what are the odds that it’s McDonald’s fault? Experts are predicting that we will see an increase in the number of of “you made me fat” lawsuits. Why can’t people just take some pride in their own accomplishments?

In somewhat related news, we may have reached our fat peak in the U.S. The evidence? Krispy Kreme has warned about weak profits ahead.

Concentration is important!