. . . Monday May 3, 2004

Simpson Sundae

The all-clean all the time image served up by Jessica Simpson may be changing a bit as the now mega-star introduces a line of body products with names such as Belly Button Love Potion, Hot Body Topping and Whipped Body Cream with Candy Sprinkles.

If I had been a teenager during an era that featured Whipped Body Cream with Candy Sprinkles, I would have chafed myself to death by my junior year.

Concentration is important!