. . . Friday May 21, 2004

Rummy Out, Potpourri In?

Word is out that one of the feds who testified against Martha Stewart has been charged with perjury related to his testimony in the case. Even without having a law degree from a top institution, I still feel qualified to suggest that it may be troublesome, in a case in which one is being prosecuted for lying to federal officials, if the federal officials are determined to have been lying about you while under oath.

You mean Rummy could soon be out of a job and Martha back in one?

Next thing we’ll hear is that Howard Stern is stepping in to take over the President’s Saturday morning radio address.

Wait a second. Martha possibly off the hook. Kerry still looking for a running mate. Hmm.

Concentration is important!