Based on a quick perusal of the some of the personals at various dating sites, it looks like Lynndie England is back on the market.
I am a:
Private Public First Class
Multiple partners up for anything, Whining a Plus.
Dating, Exhibitionism, Inflaming World Hatred, Systematic Humiliation and Degradation, Water Torture, Sean Hannity
Fayetteville, N.C. (but willing to travel)
Love it or leave it punk
Looking for in a Relationship:
Looking for in a Mate(s):
Humility, Intelligence a Major (and General) Turn-On
Insurgents, people who insist on removing the sack from their heads, guys who puke when under duress.
Quirks or Habits:
I have a slightly non-traditional definition of doggy-style.
You let me worry about that
If it’s anything like having prisoners
Only during beatings
Last great book I read:
The Corrections, Mary Matalin’s Guide to How to Handle Your Man, Heart of Darkness, Anything by Bill O’Reilly
Favorite on-screen sex scene:
Tie between Ed Norton and Brad Pitt
in Fight Club + All of the movie Midnight Express.
Celebrity I resemble most:
Cross between Jeff Dahmer and Jimmy Fallon
Best or worst lie I’ve ever told:
If I could be anywhere at the moment:
All up in your shit, or Crawford, TX
The five items I can’t live without:
Handcuffs, Hoods, KY Jelly, Toby Keith CDs, Direct Orders from My Superiors.
Authority is sexy; Total domination of defenseless and innocent prisoners in third world countries is sexier.
In my bedroom, you’ll find:
Posters of Shawn Cassidy and David Brooks, Colin Powell’s credibility, a well made bed, Saddam’s WMDS, Ann Coulter