. . . Tuesday May 25, 2004

Kabbalost Cause

Madonna has reportedly canceled her much-awaited concerts in Israel due to security concerns.

It makes sense. If Hollywood’s cult of Kabbalah teaches us anything it’s that we should avoid places where there will be large gatherings of actual Jews.

Madonna, who cites recent events such as the killing of a Hamas leader, still insists that she was more than willing to make the trip. “No, if I had my way, I’d go. My manager wouldn’t let me.”

Alas, disappointed Israelis will have to settle for seeing concerts that feature today’s stars.

Concentration is important!