. . . Tuesday May 4, 2004

How to Think Like Madman

It’s been a few days since The Donald made news, so here’s your Trump fix. Donald is set to offer up a new book called Think Like a Billionaire.

Here’s the Cliff’s Notes version:

1. Get a Billion Dollars

2. Pursue Young Models

3. Demand that Your Hair Do the Impossible

4. Come Up with a Catch Phrase

5. Stay Out of the Casino Business

6. Gold Leaf … Everywhere

Concentration is important!