When I first saw this headline that McDonald’s Launches a Happy Meals for Adults, it sounded like we’d all be eating lunch off of Jenna Jameson’s midriff. In reality, it is all part of McDonald’s plan to position itself as a healthy place to eat. The new happy meals include salads, water, a booklet of exercise tips and a stepometer to measure how far you walk (useless for those who prefer the drivethru).
Actually, the meals aren’t too bad. I had like fifteen of them last night for dinner.