. . . Monday May 10, 2004

Genuine Garbage

There have been some troubling reports that Paris and Nicole were fighting (and giving one another the silent treatment) so often that much editing will need to be done just to cobble together enough content for part 2 of their reality series. Doesn’t Paris Hilton giving the silent treatment only add to the fantasy?

A Fox rep denies that there’s been any tricky editing. “The show is completely authentic.”

And as we all know, this particular show would be lost if viewers, even for a moment, questioned its authenticity.

Concentration is important!