. . . Friday April 2, 2004

Who Wants to Play Center?

The Bachelor will try to keep things interesting in its latest saga starting next week. This time around the bachelor will be Jesse Palmer who is a good-looking, backup quarterback for the NY Giants (which basically means that his job is getting laid). If nothing else, the show will give entertainment writers the chance to break out the puns like: Illegal use of hands, will he make a pass, playing the field, or trying to convert on third down using a fade pattern and two hooks out of trips right formation …

Concentration is important!