. . . Tuesday April 6, 2004

Trump: “You’re Roasted”

KFC has offered the last person fired on The Apprentice a one week gig as the Chief Sales Officer and to help with the roll-out of a line of roasted food products (hint: it tastes just like chicken). Going from emperor to colonel doesn’t sound all that hot. Trump himself may have forshadowed the chicken-angle during his recent appearance as host of SNL.

Concentration is important!