. . . Friday April 9, 2004

Too Much Credit?

OK, so much of the country has at least a temporary addiction to The Donald. But do we really need a platinum Trump Rewards Visa credit card?

The incentives seem out of whack. For every 50,000 points a cardholder earns, The Donald will sleep with another 23 year old model. For any cardholder who reaches the milestone of 1,000,000 reward points, Trump will come over and, using giant gold letters, put his name on your house.

Concentration is important!