. . . Tuesday April 6, 2004

So Why Be Famous?

I’ve always had a theory that the reason Howard Stern has remained popular all these years is because he understands what the public perceives as the true nature of fame: It means you can get laid by almost anyone you want (more famous stars often excepted) whenever you want. But if that’s the case, then why does Howard always seek the warm embrace of a longterm relationship? And why are so many celebrities going against the national trend and getting married young? And I mean really young.

Concentration is important!