. . . Monday April 12, 2004

A Nice Jewish Hurl

Madonna has announced (through Talmudic scholars and celebrity publicists) that she will no longer perform on Friday nights because such a practice would interfere with the quality time she spends observing Shabbat. As a Jew I just have one question. Would have been such a terrible thing if we had decided to recruit Beyonce instead?

Concentration is important!