. . . Wednesday April 14, 2004


It may be the most talked about taping since Nixon left the White House. The much-anticipated Jennifer Lopez appearance on Inside the Actors’ Studio is in the can. We know her mother was in the front row. We know that JLo’s answer to question “If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?” included a request that there be no paparazzi at or around heaven’s gates. And we know that when asked about her favorite swear word, she immediately offered up the phrase F**King Whore. No word on how long it took for them to resuscitate Lipton after that one.

Concentration is important!