. . . Friday April 2, 2004

I Five Second that Emotion

The television viewers’ world is about to get a whole lot safer. ABC has instituted five second delays on those nasty and dangerous shows, Good Morning America and The View. The new policy was implemented just in time for a Janet Jackson performance on GMA (and as you can see, they managed to keep her sexuality out of the performance).

Maybe they should extend it to a five month delay whenever Star Jones breaks out her engagement photos?

Concentration is important!