. . . Wednesday April 7, 2004

The House Always Wins

Donald Trump celebrated his Native American heritage with a visit to his Palm Springs Indian Casino called 29 (mini-review: crap ambience, tight video poker machines). While there, he participated in the casino’s Apprentice Chicken Challenge in which a brave gambler matches tic-tac-toe wits with a chicken. Prepare for much more public ego dumping in the near future because The Donald beat The Chicken. I wonder if Trump ever regrets wasting all that time on real estate?


Concentration is important!