. . . Tuesday April 27, 2004

Hilton Head Games

Hey, how would like to train to become a shallow, idiotic poser who can’t handle money with grace and dignity, has the child-rearing skills of an Osbourne and puts style above substance (and everything else)? Great news. All that and more can be yours if you’re the next contestant on a reality show starring Paris Hilton’s mom.

Concentration is important!