. . . Tuesday April 13, 2004

Donalding for Dollars

The Donald is finally making a living dealing the product he loves to sell the most. Himself. And himself on coffee mugs. Trump will get a big raise for appearing in the second season of The Apprentice.

In other Donald news: Ever wonder exactly how they pick the people who get to become contestants on the show? Maybe this lingeried appearance in FHM will offer up some clues. They could have used a little of Donald’s ubiquitous gold leaf to cover up that nasty wood paneling, no? And where the heck is Omarosa?


Slate on Mark Burnett’s “method producing” and how Donald Trump became a cog in someone else’s empire.

Concentration is important!