. . . Wednesday March 31, 2004

Reality TV’s Swan Song (Not)

Next week, Fox will unveil their latest reality program called The Swan wherein we will once again bear witness to the power of the surgery knife. From Fox’s press release: “After years of floating aimlessly and being thrown life’s crumbs, a gaggle of self-proclaimed ‘ugly ducklings’ are being given the chance of a lifetime; to be transformed into beautiful and graceful swans, reborn into beauties lovely enough to take part in a pageant and have their moment in the spotlight.”

Concentration is important!