. . . Wednesday March 10, 2004

The High Rollers Suite

You know how Clinton got hit hard for letting donors and celebs spend the night in the Lincoln Bedroom? Well it turns out that W has been doing the exact same thing (although few celebrities have accepted invites and no one known for singing showtunes has ever been in the Bush WH after dark). I didn’t care then and I don’t care now. And the following is entirely on the record: If I am ever elected president, it’ll take me about five minutes to transform the Lincoln Bedroom into Beyonce’s Playground.


Concentration is important!