The High Rollers Suite
You know how Clinton got hit hard for letting donors and celebs spend the night in the Lincoln Bedroom? Well it turns out that W has been doing the exact same thing (although few celebrities have accepted invites and no one known for singing showtunes has ever been in the Bush WH after dark). I didn’t care then and I don’t care now. And the following is entirely on the record: If I am ever elected president, it’ll take me about five minutes to transform the Lincoln Bedroom into Beyonce’s Playground.
