. . . Wednesday March 31, 2004

Could I Plug the Cable Directly into Myself?

The morbid, mind-controlling, draconian, fantatical freaks behind something called TV-Turnoff Week have suggested that for an entire week in the month of April you “Turn off TV” and “Turn on Life.” April also happens to be when Passover lands this year. No carbs and no TV during the same month? Might as well just go ahead and turn off my life support system.

Concentration is important!