. . . Thursday February 12, 2004

Slippery Slope

The fine folks at Slate offer up these ten ways to rationalize the publication of infidelity rumors (such as those being lobbed in the direction of John Kerry). Left off the list were the two most obvious possibilities. One, we can’t think about anything else when there is the smallest possibility of a public discussion turning to matters possibly involving boobies. Two, we’re naked from the waist down and greased up with Olive Oil, the incense is burning, were down to our last few bowls of linguini pesto, there isn’t a new episode of The O.C. for another six days, and so, what the heck else are we going to write about? (I’m hoping that second one isn’t just me…)

Concentration is important!