. . . Thursday February 5, 2004

Misconceptions, continued

George Tenet cleared up a few other “misconceptions” following his speech at Georgetown referenced below:

If you know the best route and a couple of shortcuts, Baghdad is actually only about 30 minutes from Newark.

Ruben Studdard’s American Idol victory; Fixed.

(apparently some of Putin’s old KGB cronies had it in for Clay Aiken)

One of the most-wanted people featured in the 52-card deck invented Pong.

Ashcroft and the naked Justice Department statue recently got back together.

Unnamed officials have privately admitted that several notable administration figures thought the halftime show was pretty damn hot.

The rumor about targeting Kim Jong Il through the use of exploding elevator shoes; maybe more than a rumor.

Mel Gibson, not Jewish

Concentration is important!