. . . Saturday February 7, 2004

Like a Moth to a Flame

Day six and Scarborough is still dedicating a major portion of his show to moralizing about the Janet Jackson falling out. I never thought I’d be able to pleasure myself to MSNBC. And I’m not the only one. Somewhere around day four this went from being a cheap, hypocritical ratings stunt to a Scarborough Country fixation so dramatic that an experienced analyst would likely request that Joe position himself face down on the couch during treatment. I haven’t seen stiffness this consistent since Al Gore’s campaign was in full-swing.

Concentration is important!