. . . Saturday January 31, 2004

Boys in the Chood

Both Wes Clark and John Kerry have discovered their Jewish roots (though both are a tad too unleavened to be completely embraced by the tribe). Howard Dean is married to a Jew and from what I’ve seen of Judy Dean, Chanukah is getting its full eight nights in their household. Of course Lieberman is fully Jewish (and is probably a changed Iraq-policy away from being a Rabbi). So many choices. So when will we hear an official endorsement from The Hebrew Hammer? It is a bit surprising the Jewish factor hasn’t been more talked about even among Jews. Maybe we’re just too damn busy hating Mel Gibson. That’s probably the safest vote in the bunch.

Concentration is important!