Both Wes Clark and John Kerry have discovered their Jewish roots (though both are a tad too unleavened to be completely embraced by the tribe). Howard Dean is married to a Jew and from what I’ve seen of Judy Dean, Chanukah is getting its full eight nights in their household. Of course Lieberman is fully Jewish (and is probably a changed Iraq-policy away from being a Rabbi). So many choices. So when will we hear an official endorsement from The Hebrew Hammer? It is a bit surprising the Jewish factor hasn’t been more talked about even among Jews. Maybe we’re just too damn busy hating Mel Gibson. That’s probably the safest vote in the bunch.
. . . Saturday January 31, 2004